“I’m on the paranoid tip
And each of my socks got a clip!”

Sir Mix-A-Lot

“…the earth spins on an axis of denial in an orbit of deceit.”

“Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets”, David Simon

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

Hunter S. Thompson

“Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?”

Woody Allen

“C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.”

Steve Taylor

“You can’t cure obesity with bigger pants.”

Mr. Money Mustache

“Cut it large and kick it into place.”

Anon.